Total Medals Earned: 1,463 (From 236 different games.) Total Medal Score: 23,230 Points
Medals Earned: 2/6 (100/500 points)
Medals Earned: 3/6 (25/200 points)
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
Medals Earned: 5/14 (55/425 points)
Medals Earned: 7/9 (210/285 points)
Medals Earned: 8/10 (70/130 points)
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/280 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (35/110 points)
Die 30 times.
Switch gravity 50 times.
Finish the game without dying.
Collect all gems.
Finish the game
Finish the game below 400 secs.
Beat the tutorial levels.
Set a cat on fire.
Completed 5 different levels without using strings.
Evaded all enemies in 10 different levels.
Rescued burning cats in 10 different levels.
Beat the game.
Beat Level 1
Listen to all songs
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
View all of the Bios
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
100% Accurate in one level
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Submit Highscore
Have completed the game
Finish the first area
Defeat the first boss
Obliterate the first boss with all weapon slots equipped
Defeat the second boss
Fly 3,000 miles
Kill 4,000 enemies
Collect 2,000 gems (spending them is allowed)
Use each weapon in the game at least once
Defeat the fourth boss
Reach level 20
Defeat the third boss
Finish area 4 of AHK-372 with only a bullet rifle
Finish area 3 of Coeus without triggering any sentry lights
Finish area 4 of Erebos without taking any damage
Build first booth
Fully upgrade the elevator
Catch 10 thieves on your mall
Reach the 3rd City
Get 100k points in a single high jump.
Achieve 1m points in a single run.
Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.
Achieve a 50x multi.
Achieve 100x multi.
Achieve 50m points in a single run.
Get 1m points in a single high jump.
